Do you love your kids? I mean really love your kids? I mean enough to forgive a Sharpie incident? I do. Yep, I'm a saint. I don't overreact at all. AT ALL!!! My secret??? Happy pills. That's right, mama's medicine.
P-R-O-Z-A-C.
Say it with me, PROZAC!

Life was breezing along and we were all happy.
"Let's have another kid!" we said.
"What's one more?" we said.
And than came #4.
#4 was a delight.
#4 was joyful.
#4 was a blessing.
We were in the honeymoon period...
cue Sharpies.
As any mother of 4, I was exhausted. I was prone to take naps anywhere. The couch, the chair, standing up... I mean ANYWHERE. Until that fateful day when I was awoken by someone
Uh-oh.
I'd fallen asleep.
She'd been on the loose.
Free to wander aimlessly from room to room.
Unaccompanied.
Gulp.
I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes and looked down at her adorable cute pudgy hand. She was offering something to me. How sweet! It was only then I realized what it was.
Prozac.
Uh oh.
I swear I heard her say, "You might want to take one of these."
Uh oh.
When she handed it to me, I noticed a red mark on that same adorable cute pudgy hand.
Sharpie.
Uh oh.
Reality started to sink in as I walked down the hall. Maybe she isn't so perfect. After all, the other 3 had been trying to convince me of that since day one.
I opened our bedroom door slowly and saw what can only be described as a massacre. A massacre on my room! There were red lines everywhere.
I mean EVERYWHERE!!!
Across the wood floor leading to the bed. Up the comforter. Down the comforter. Back across the floor. Up my dresser. Down my dresser.
RED!
EVERYWHERE!
I sat down and looked at the bottle in my hand. Hmmm, wonder if I can take one early?
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